Thursday, November 6, 2008

Mayan collapse theory

My theory about the Mayan collapse is that the Mayans were forced to move, due to a lack of food and proper nourshment. It has been proved through bottany research that the Mayans overfarmed their land, causing the foundations of their houses to weaken due to emaciated soil. The emaciated soil destroyed their ability to continue to grow crops therefore starving them. The proof of this is found in the skulls discovered in the Mayan city of Copan. After an autopsy it was discovered the Copan citizens whose skulls were found died of anemia due to lack of nourishment. The only near finished structures in Copan that were suddenly abandoned in 822 A.D leads me to believe that this city was abandoned like many others around this time while citizens desperately tried to escape the famine by running away. The once great nation now a bunch of half starved people out in the wild with no city or houses to shelter them soon fell apart collapsing near 900 A.D.

Thursday, October 23, 2008



Well after going to the moche next i went to the Sican, but found little more ineresting things than before and what do you know another pile of dirt. I had to go forward a few hundred years just like the moche they had plenty of interesting souvenirs I brought a few back with me.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Vice Presidential Debate

These vice presidential canidates are not experienced and clever enough, at least not as intelligent as my running mate Dr Pepper. If you watched the debate you would realize that Mr. Biden looks down during his speeches, maybe he isn't sure about what hes talking about. Well niether of them have a plan that they are willing to put forth that will best my plan whenever i finish it. You know that Sarah Palin's face is kind of sweaty in that debate is she nervous about lying? You know whenever John McCain is accused of something she starts talking about how what she's done and not what McCain has done. She's a cagy cheat and a liar, and Biden well he's even more old and senile than McCain. Once again you dont even have a choice. Dr Pepper is the real vice presidential canidate we need to fix our economy and lower taxes yes we can do it and yes you can help by voting for GEORDI 2008!!! Now as for the tax problem McCain tried to raise taxes 477 times think about that swimming pool you want McCain cant make that happen I can VOTE 4 GEORDI 2008!!!
Now as for the problems with Nuclear weapons being held by Iran and Iraq well they like to talk about how everyone is in jeapordy and how dangerous they could be, but do they present any plans of their own? now they do not instead they prefere to leave soldiers there to get their head blown off now is that the way to solve the problem all were doing is agrivating them if we dont give them reason to attack us they wont if we leave troops there to steal their oil and harass people they are going to attack us. But if we take our troops out everything will be fine and people will stop dying, but since Palin isnt there i guess she really doesnt care at all nope well lets see what she knows and see's about the matter Palin "I can see Russia from my house" she thinks were winning well when the casualtes are 300 versus about 100,000 of our troops dead because we have troops standing around having no idea what to attack and dying. So what do you think is better spending money to have people die or to withdraw and save that extra money so you can have that swimming pool. I have a dream that one day everyone will swimming pool and there wont be a war in Iraq or Iran or anywhere else.
Now another serious issue that seems to be worrying the nation is health care well you want to know what my solution for health care is? Just give everyone health care for free! I'm happy your happy everybody happy! You want to know what those other canidates health care plans are tax you more money so they can raise the price of health care vote for me for the sake of your children! how would you feel if you voted for Obama, or McCain they took away your health care opportunities and because of your decision some one you knew died because of not having proper health care how could you live with yourself with the guilty knowledge... VOTE FORE GEORDI HH 2008!!!

Friday, September 26, 2008

My plan for the housing market

I have a plan for the housing market. I think George Bush's plan wont work. You know why it wont work he doesn't have the money he's spending it's coming from foreign countries using money that we dont have and if we continue to do this we never will have it. George Bush's plan is digging us in deeper into debt the more he spends, the more he borrows the more we lose. Lets see John McCain has a plan yes he does he's planning to fail. John McCain's plan? He doesnt have a plan. Barack Obama's plan? Change America... But what is he going to change? Does he say what he's going to change? No, he doesnt know what hes doing therefore planning to fail once again. Obama is Naive and young and foolish. Mcain he has the wisdom and judgement? McCain likes to talk about judgement, but really what does it say about your judgement when you think George Bush is right 90 % of the time? You have to accept the facts... Obama is naive, and McCain is senile, and im well just a natural genius so you dont really have a choice now do you VOTE FOR GEORDI 2008!!! And dont go thinking i dont have a plan because i do... i do....

Thursday, September 25, 2008

VOTE FOR GEORDI 2008!!!

I am Geordi, and you know why you should vote for me... well because i can solve the economy! You want a house? You want a car? well i can make it happen you know why because im a great guy vote 4 Geordi 2008. You want to know how i plan to fix it well im still workin on it but dont forget if you elect me president I will have the power to CHANGE AMERICA I can do it you can help! I will give tax breaks and give you all money because your all great people thank you thank you. I will make your relastate worth more building houses that are worth more money by taxing you more! To solve the economic problem i can make our money more valuable by spending less money and keeping more!!! Vote for Geordi 2008 and i can make it happen yes i can! I CAN CHANGE AMERICA!!!

VOTE FOR GEORDI 2008 and you wont regret it!!! $$$